- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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