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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

. . I am a whale

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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