- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Women's Rights

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Your Mom The End.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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