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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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