- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A house comes around the corner.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

race-car = rac-ecar

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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