Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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