Matt is a Duster!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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