- Anti Joke

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

i like turtles

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Christ is a conspiracy

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.