Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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