Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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