- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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