- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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