Whats worse than a joke? This

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Tony Romo

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

the economy.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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