"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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