- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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