How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Male leadership.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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