- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's one plus one? two.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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