- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

autistic kids rock

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Dwarf Shortage

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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