How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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no.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why? Why not?

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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FUCK YOU

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Anti Joke

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