- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

If life gives you lemonade.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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