What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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