- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Knock knock, COME IN!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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