- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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