Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

im @ work, LOL.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Coldpaly is a good band

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...