How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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