How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Knock knock Fuck off!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

So a bar walks into a man...

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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