Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

I love alchohol!

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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