- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Whats 1+1? window!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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