Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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