- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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