Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Anti Joke

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