Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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A pope meets another one

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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