What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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