A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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