a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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