Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Knock knock knock OCD

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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