- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do u call a cripple Biv

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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