- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

how much fish could a chicken

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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