Good job, son.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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