whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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