Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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