- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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