- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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