who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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