,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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