- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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