- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

I'm Polish.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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