Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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I'm Batman.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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