What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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