Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

why does the man appear fat he is

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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