- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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