- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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