Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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