Two baby seals walk into a club.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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