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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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