Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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My cat just died.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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