Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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