- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

The child was fired from his job.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Who is big and stupid My brother

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