What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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No antijoke here.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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