- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Your mam is so fat.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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