- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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