What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Where's my baby??

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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