what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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NASCAR

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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