Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Where's my baby??

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

alert('The Game')

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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