- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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