- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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