- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What page are you on The gay page.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Male leadership.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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