why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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