- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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