- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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