Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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HOLY COW!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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