whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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