- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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