Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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