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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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