- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Fat? Jesse Z

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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