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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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