What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What's blue? The sky.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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