- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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