- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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