- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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