- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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