- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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