- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Your Mom The End.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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