- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is funnier then 25 9/11

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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