,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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