Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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