What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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