- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

whats green and lives in the water

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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