- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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