what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

You and your parents are going to die today

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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