- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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