Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

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