What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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