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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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