A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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