Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Anti Joke

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