A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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no

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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