To clowns walk into a bar. They don't notice each other because as soon as they walk to a 5-yard radius, the length that was said to be the range of a clowns eyesight (which was actually said by a controversial scientist, looked on as a madman; he created a whole clown-eyesight-range conspiracy), when a fire starts, creating a huge apocalyptic event. However, the two clowns go into the bar unphased. Both clowns then turn opposite directions. The clown on the right sits down with his drink and takes out his book about the Victorian Era. He constantly checks his watch. The clown on the left disapears into the croud, and steals french fries from table 36. After three hours, they both walk to the back of the bar, simultaneously tying their shoes not noticing their similarity in career choices. They both open a door marked PRIVATE (while tying their shoes). After sixteen days of exactly the same thing happening repeatedly... Both clowns see eachother on the way out of the bar. Little do the know that they are being watched by the scientist I mentioned earlier. Two Years Later Both clowns die instantly after being attacked by a giant war hammer-wielding octopus on the way home from the circus.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Hello

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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