- Anti Joke

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.