- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

knock knock... ...no answer

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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