- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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