- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.