- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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