Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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