- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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