knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Yellow People !!

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Pickle

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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