I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Anti Joke

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