- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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