- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Where's my baby??

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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