whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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