What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Tunechi

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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