- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

rocky is here again.......................

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

penis. nuff said.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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