A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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