why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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