- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock Fuck off!

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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