A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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