- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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