- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

race-car = rac-ecar

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