Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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