- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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