- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

justin beiber sucks

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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