Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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