- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

my penis

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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