- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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