Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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