Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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feminism

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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