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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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