- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what looks like a banana? a penis

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Yo Mama just died.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the man say to his doctor?

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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