My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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