a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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