Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Tony Romo

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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