- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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