Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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