- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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