- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

69

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??