- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Blacks

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

quantum physics?

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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