Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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