- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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