- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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