What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Oh, go away

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

I'm hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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