- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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